My Media Mastery
MEDIA STRATEGIST
My core strength is my ability to genuinely understand my client’s business and create a media plan that is organic, bold and infinitely manageable. After years of executing countless successful media campaigns, I’ve come to realize that a powerful online presence requires intimately understanding your customer base and designing plans that are natural extensions of your business.
Contact me for a free 15-minute consultation and I’ll give you an overall idea of the direction we’d take together.
CONTENT PROVIDER EXTRAORDINAIRE
Need space filled on your site with distinctive and inviting text? A site might look amazing, but sharp copy brings it to the next level. My optimized content stands out amidst the dreary sea of lackluster verbiage weighing down most websites.
My focus is always on understanding my clients. This means the content I produce is designed to channel their message and personality. Whether you’re a web designer looking for content assistance or a business with an existing site in need of fresh, optimized content, I can help.
WRITER/EDITOR
I’m an experienced and highly popular Internet writer and published author with hundreds of notable articles under my belt. My work can be seen in The Huffington Post, Salon and Open Salon, to name a few . If you’re looking for a punchy, polished article or co-authoring or ghostwriting services, look no further.
COPYWRITER
Need some copy that attracts and entices? Drop me a note and we’ll sharpen existing ad copy or start from scratch. My SEO writing and marketing experience will draw customers to you and your product like a dancing moth to a flame.
WEBSITE DESIGN
I’ve handpicked a team of amazing web designers with whom I collaborate. Each has a particular strength and are chosen based on my analysis of the project at hand.
All of the designers, as well as myself, feel strongly about creating a site that you can understand and manage. Too many people relinquish power when it comes to their website, whereas my team likes to instill autonomy, so the client comprehends the inner workings of their website and ultimately, has more power over his or her business.
WEBSITE ANALYSIS/USABILITY REVIEWER
I love websites. I know a good one when I see one. And I know a bad one as well (since there are a LOT out there!). Let me lead a guided tour of your website and address obstacles that could be standing in your way. If you’re interested in trying out my services, I offer 15 minutes of free website evaluation.
CREATIVE MENTOR/ENTERTAINMENT ADVISOR
Are you thinking of starting a new business, closer to your true creative self? Or perhaps you have a partially finished project that needs a seasoned, third-party perspective?
Let my media-savvy and quasi-spiritual creative consultancy light your media path. We’ll take an expansive look at you and find out how you do that voodoo that you do so well…and how to make money while doing it!
This is generally done in hourly jam sessions starting at $60 per hour. Free 15-minute consultation.
BRAND REFINEMENT
My branding work is distinctly organic and one-of-a-kind. Let me discover your creative proclevities and build up from there. Nothing imposed – all from you – so you can ultimately feel more connected with your product or service.
We’ll work together to decide on your message, deliver it clearly, and connect to your target audience in a personal way.
INDUSTRIAL BRAINSTORMER
Business and creative pursuits ultimately succeed by thinking in distinctly non-traditional ways. Let my id meet your id and we’ll make beautiful id-based music together.
My brainstorming techniques are innovative and unusual. Be prepared to move out of your comfort zone and into the Twilight Zone!
OTHER SERVICES
FILM/VIDEO CONSULTING
If you need some “bigger picture” assistance with your film/video work, contact me and let’s get started. My image work is concise and unusual. Your film/video project will be that much more glossy and tight, by the time I’m done with it.
PUBLICITY WORK
I know the media and its many channels. As an artist with over 15 years of extensive and varied experience, I know the “who’s who” of most major (and minor) media arenas. If you are looking for an on-air interview to put you on the map or grab some notice for your new book or film, I’m your “go to” gal.
OVERALL PUNK ROCK ADVISOR
No, I don’t manage punk bands. I teach you how to be more punk rock and give you instant and viable street cred. Coolness is as coolness does. And while coolness is something you just have or you don’t, I can at least help you fake it really, really well. This includes image consultation, vocal work, style management and raw, unbridled expressionism.
MUSICAL ADVISOR
With over ten years of experience working with and promoting local musicians, let me help take your musical project to the next level. As a musician myself, I know the elements that go into making a project really sing, such as look, style and brand, music (of course) and attitude.
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VIDEOGRAPHER/PHOTOGRAPHER
I have been an experimental video artist for over 12 years. If you need some basic video shot or something more complex and filmic, knock on my door. My specialty is experimental and comedic works though I have experience and love for dramatic projects as well. But ultimately, I know funny…damn well.